10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event