10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio