10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.