10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph