10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson