10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.