10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson