10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom