10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is for loners.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)