10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Welcome to kicker school
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---