10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."