10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.