10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek