10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."