10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.