10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright