10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You have to piss with the dick you have