10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed