10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs