10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."