10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.