10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.