10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers