10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker is for loners.