10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright