10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.