10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Welcome to kicker school
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.