10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.