10 Random Poker Quotes
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- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.