10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Welcome to kicker school
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.