10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury