10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.