10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth