10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown