10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.