10 Random Poker Quotes

If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
I should have stayed home and played with myself.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
"The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword