10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is for loners.