10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.