10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.