10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is for loners.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- im going to 2 out you to death
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Those eggs smell delicious!