10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..