10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --