10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "No river, no fish."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.