10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)