10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water