10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson