10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.