10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris