10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers