10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-